Nikola Malcolm Barjaktarevic sauntered lazily into the world on March 16th, 2009. Three full days of active labor were not enough to budge him from the comforts of his mother’s womb and so he was ripped from her abdomen, no man of woman born. Perhaps he will kill kings or lead a country. Perhaps he will take a lot of naps. Brace yourself, world. Niko is on the prowl.
