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Tag Archives: toddler
Toddlers make bad decisions and it is hilarious.
I slipped into the office to check my email quickly and a sudden hush outside told me that Niko was probably Up To No Good, something that toddlers EXCEL at. So I made a little cuss and went outside to … Continue reading
Sleeping: Solved! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA Only Not.
I don’t even know how long Niko’s been sleeping in his own bed at this point. Two weeks? I think it’s something like two weeks. Or three? I have no idea. Part of this is because when he wakes up … Continue reading
Posted in child development, Life With Baby, month 31, Nikola, real life, sleep
Tagged parenting, sleep, toddler
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It’s hilarious but I have to disapprove
SOMEONE has been teaching my kid habits that are UTTERLY BUGFUCKING HILARIOUS but which I have to formally, as a mom, disapprove of. This is perhaps the hardest part about parenting, having to keep a straight face and say “no” … Continue reading
Posted in child development, Life With Baby, month 31, Nikola, parenting
Tagged humor, parenting, toddler
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Advise me: How do you teach animal safety?
When I say “how do you teach animal safety,” I’m looking for specific stuff YOU PERSONALLY have done to teach children how to be safe around animals. I have some basic ideas, but I also want to teach my kid … Continue reading
Posted in advice, child development, Life With Baby, month 30, Nikola, parenting, real life
Tagged parenting, pets, toddler
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I promise you, your apple juice is (probably not) full of poison.
On the one hand, it’s foolish to say that a particular processed food will never be filled with poison that leads to sickness or death. On the other hand, Dr. Oz is a fear-mongering jackass for stating that apple juice … Continue reading
I can’t stop sniffing my child.
I cannot stop sniffing my child. He smells so good. I have no idea what’s going on, but he just smells super tasty. Maybe it’s the cherry-lime fruit twist he ate (warning: contains no actual fruit). Maybe it’s the playdough … Continue reading
Posted in I am a dork., Life With Baby, month 30, Nikola, real life
Tagged parenting, toddler
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My little guy is growing up. *sniffs, wipes away tear*
We had a routine checkup at the pediatrician’s yesterday. In the past six months, Niko has grown 1 inch and gained 2 1/2 pounds. His asthma is doing better, his possible-allergies are doing worse. We came away with refills for … Continue reading
Posted in Life With Baby, month 30, Nikola, pediatrician, real life, sleep
Tagged parenting, pediatrician, toddler
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Friday Five: Ridiculous Things My Kid Says
Here are five totally ridiculous things my 2 1/2 year old says, that wouldn’t sound ridiculous coming from an adult, but seriously, he’s 2 1/2. Surely not! Can you come here for a minute? Good bye! Have a good day! … Continue reading
Posted in child development, friday five, Life With Baby, month 30, Nikola, TRAINS TRAINS TRAAAAAAINNNNNNNS!, verbatim
Tagged friday five, parenting, toddler
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The sound of asthma
Some of you might remember a few months ago when I agonized over whether or not Niko had asthma and whether or not I should mention it to his pediatrician and then over whether or not I was a shitty … Continue reading
Posted in asthma, child care, Life With Baby, month 30, Nikola, real life, TRAINS TRAINS TRAAAAAAINNNNNNNS!, video
Tagged asthma, parenting, toddler
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Back in the stay-at-home saddle again
I’ve mentioned previously that Niko’s been at best stand-offish towards me, at worst actively shunning me and refusing to interact with me/acknowledge my presence. That all ended Friday night, the last day of my temp job. He was bright and … Continue reading
